"Alright Bob, we’re back with Raymoo Hackery on offense once again, taking it easy in a match that’ll only last ‘til halftime, but what a game it’s been so far! First off, let’s talk about defense for a minute. Secky Banky is a first string recruit who likes to go long with passes that still fall short here, here and here. Should be a snap for Raymoo, right? Wrong, Bob! Secky Banky uses a move I’m not even sure is legal. The refs didn’t blow the whistle on the head coming off, so my guess is the judges are still trying to find that one on the books. But Raymoo has a golden opportunity there to take advantage of weaknesses in defense to rack up some serious points if she plays her cards right. If not, she’s in for a rough time when she goes head-to-head. Back to you, Bob."

"Alright Bob, we’re back with Raymoo Hackery on offense once again, taking it easy in a match that’ll only last ‘til halftime, but what a game it’s been so far! First off, let’s talk about defense for a minute. Secky Banky is a first string recruit who likes to go long with passes that still fall short here, here and here. Should be a snap for Raymoo, right? Wrong, Bob! Secky Banky uses a move I’m not even sure is legal. The refs didn’t blow the whistle on the head coming off, so my guess is the judges are still trying to find that one on the books. But Raymoo has a golden opportunity there to take advantage of weaknesses in defense to rack up some serious points if she plays her cards right. If not, she’s in for a rough time when she goes head-to-head. Back to you, Bob."